Listening to a 3 Inches of Blood record evokes the same reactions
as seeing them live for the first time. When I saw them open
for In Flames in 2009, I could hear snickering and mocking
in the audience due to the over-the-top style, throwback wardrobe
and almost cheesy ‘80s metal vibe they expelled. But
once over the initial impression, slowly but surely the band
won over the large crowd with its classic, retro-thrash metal
style. Mosh pits were erupting, loud praise was heard and
in the end, they’d seemingly won over a majority of
a once rejecting crowd.
Here Waits Thy Doom is the same way. You have to
know what you’re in for when going into a 3 Inches of
Blood album. If you’re expecting something shiny, new
and cutting edge, walk away. If you’re expecting something
trendy, technical or complex, do the same. Instead, you’ll
be slaying orcs, fighting fierce battles and dodging deadly
assassins in the Dungeons & Dragons world of
3 Inches of Blood. It’s kind of unfortunate that, because
of the reasons above, they’ll never really be given
a chance from any large number of metalheads.
Here Waits Thy Doom is different than their previous
albums, Advance and Vanquish and Fire Up the
Blades. Due to personnel changes and other factors, this
album sheds the death metal aspects, growled backing vocals
and heavier guitars, and teleports the band completely back
to 1984. The record sounds under-produced and raw like those
of that time period. Vocalist Cam Pipes—now handling
all vocals—engages full-on in a falsetto scream that
falls somewhere next to Rob Halford or Overkill’s Bobby
“Blitz” Ellsworth.
There’s some good stuff here, but I have to be in that
certain metal mood. “Battles and Brotherhood’s”
galloping rhythm and infectious, anthemic chorus is either
a tribute to the band itself and the hard times they’ve
endured, or a bloody battle of Vikings on a distant shore—you
decide. “Silent Killer” is destined to be a classic,
along the lines and structure of my personal favorite from
the band, “Destroy the Orcs” from Advance
and Vanquish. “Preacher's Daughter” is something
different for the band—a more rock ‘n’ roll
‘70s joint with a taboo feel. Pick out anything and
you'll get the same results. Just make sure you’re wearing
your platemail armor and are equipped with your battle axe
+5—only then will you maybe survive. |